The Way Around
(Coming, June 2019)

More absurd, horrifying, and downright inexplicable shorts. These include such soon-to-be classics as Buzz-Saw Bob, the sport of pendulum watching, yet another secret to ultimate success, the new trend of “lost art”, and Buddha’s morning commute.

I legally can’t promise that this book will transform you into the ultimate being you were meant to be. But I CAN say that the FDA moves very slowly and the medical establishment is keeping mum…